So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
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I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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