i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
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WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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