i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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