I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
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ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
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That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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