I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
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I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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