At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I fill condoms, not promises.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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