your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
