AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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