can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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