i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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