whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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