Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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