Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
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You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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