i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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