People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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