I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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