so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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