i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
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My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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