it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
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i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
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I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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