So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
My life is pants optional.
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