i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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