On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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