"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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