He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
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Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
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I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
where are my pants?
in the oven.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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