Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
