check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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