this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
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I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
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I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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