Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
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Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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