Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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