The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
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He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
As shirtless as possible
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
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