well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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