can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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