i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I have post one night stand depression
Randomize
