I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
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not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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