his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
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I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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