That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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