Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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