put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Randomize
