Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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