Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
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Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
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Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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