I don't usually arrange sex via text message
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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