C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Is Oprah even human
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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