I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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