what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
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He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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