2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
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Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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