Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
Two words: nipple clamps
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