I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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