About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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