Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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