If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
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We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
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He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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