they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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