Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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